Okay, so I finished reading
Breaking Dawn, fourth and final in the
Twilight series and I'm not entirely sure it was all that I wanted from the final novel. It had all the good things in it that I wanted for Bella and Edward, but it seemed...I don't know...almost too much like fan fiction in the "okay, this is what you wanted to happen? Here you go!" Almost too easy. And also, I found myself thinking through the middle of the book, "That's was a great ending! Wait...it's not over? I still have half the book left to read? What else could she have to say?" But it was a good book overall, and I'm sad the series is over (if indeed, it
is over). I found myself coming back to my dorm room at school thinking, "Let's check up on Bella and Edward," only to realize I was at the end of their series. No more books for me. :( I guess I can always re-read them. And also the movie is coming out, so yay!
For those of you who don't know much about the series, you're obviously behind the rest of world (or at least the "middle school-high schoo-college student-bored housewives" portion of the world). You've probably heard the crazed fans screaming about their devotion to Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and how they either love/hate Bella and wish they were her. Despite the crazed teenage fans, the books are actually really good. Not because of some particularly amazing plot or anything, but because everybody knows teen romance angst + sparkly vampires and witty werewolves = FREAKING AWESOME. Don't get me wrong, this is not in the same literary category as Jane Austen's novels, or even up there with Harry Potter (in terms of being good, plot-driven storylines). No...
Twilight is just more...I don't know... It's like if I wrote a vampire story about myself in high school, this is what I'd want it to be! I think everyone who reads it is like, "OMG, I totally wish this was me!" It's just full of sparkly goodness. I think the person who describes the story best would be this ridiculously witty girl,
cleolinda, who very insightfully relates Twilight to a Twinkie. The following is a quotation directly from her lj.
A lot of people are really passionate about these books. Some of them love and defend them passionately; others... well. I'm not going to defend them any more than I'm going to defend Twinkies--you go and get yourself a Twinkie when you have a very specific kind of craving SUGARRRRR!. If you want gourmet pastry, or even a homemade cake, you know where to get that. If you're eating a Twinkie, you clearly know what you want and why you're eating it, and you know that it's not good to eat very many of them, but... you know... sometimes you just want one. And then when you're done you read it all over again. Apparently there are people who think that Twinkies count as fine dining, but... well, live and let live, I guess. "
She has taken notes on the book as she reads it and her comments are "lolarious." I got hours (and I do mean
hours of enjoyment) out of her recap of
Breaking Dawn as well as the rest of the
Twilight series.
Here is a link to her many annotations to the Twilight books. Also,
shinga, whose Headtrip comics I have read and loved for almost a year now, wrote a chapter-by-chapter summary of
Twilight, which can be found
here. If you haven't read Twilight, these make the book sound absolutely horrible which, IMHO, are not horrible at all. They are actually really good, and everyone I know who has picked up the book (INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER) has not been able to put it down again because it's
THAT awesome. If you haven't read it yet, I would really recommend it. Plus these hilarious sites will be a lot less funny if you haven't already read and fallen in love with the "Special Snowflake" that is Bella Swan and her super-sparkly vampire boyfriend (and the new focus/obsession of
American teenagers women in general) Edward Cullen. I feel so bad for Robert Pattinson for all the attention he's getting from his role as Edward in the upcoming Twilight movie (the opening of which has been moved up to November! Yay!!!!). He's clearly uncomfortable with it, but he's trying to be a good sport, even when he has middle aged women proposing to him and teenage girls outraged about the fact that he isn't as
perfect as Edward, the fictional sparkly vamp. Bless him. Here is a picture of Rob and Kristen Stewart in their roles as the quirky couple. (By the way, the ones under the cut are stills from the actual filming so if you see a wire or two, they won't really be there in the movie :P )
